Felon fucker

A chick who writes to guys in prison is one definition, a chick who dates guys that are primarily felons or have been in prison, a chick who likes to count the number of felons they have had sex with and look at it like a trophy. Also a chick that only dates guys that are

Bridget sure is a felon fucker she's found herself another a****** who's just been released from prison to go out with

by Zorrobitch April 12, 2020

Felon Factory

Females in the inner city who have kids out of wedlock who then go onto commit felonies.

Oh good, the felon factory went to jail and didn’t post bond, guess the production line will be shut down for a couple of months while she awaits sentencing.

by johnstockton89 October 16, 2022

felonin

(Noun) : {fell-a-nin} The skin pigment common to the North American Pavement Ape that causes them to have a higher predisposition to criminality.

The lower the Felonin in the skin, the less chance they will rob you.

by Bama Chime Maker November 5, 2023

felonimus

n. the famous thirst quenching drink called gatorade

can i have some of your felonimus???

lets go to the store to buy a felonimus

by Valdorus December 12, 2004

Facebook felony

n. Any drunken debauchery, act of adultery, or embarrassing act that should have been kept secret, but somehow managed to be exposed via an incriminating Facebook photo album or News Feed item. Facebook felonies are responsible for 90% of all college break-ups.

News Feed: You have been tagged in an Album. "How to make him forget about is girlfriend Volume I"

Mike: Who the fuck?...SHIT!...I can't talk my way out of this Facebook felony!!!

by MHunter December 29, 2007

felophile

A person who gets a bit too cosy with cats

Get your hands off my cat! This felophile behavior is unacceptable here.

by noman the 3rd December 1, 2010

felons and retards in blue

(n.) A derogatory reference to bandwagon fans of the L.A. Dodgers or Dallas Cowboys. Most particularly those hopeless souls that are fans of BOTH the Dodgers & Cowboys that do not (nor have they ever) live(d) in the home region of either team, yet make up for their lack of geographical closeness by excessively annoying those fans of local teams by proclaiming their team(s) are #1 in spite of a lack of credulity to their claims.

Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).

Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.

Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.

Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?

Father: Yes.

Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards

by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010