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Fellat Mignon

The act of giving oral pleasure to a bacon wrapped penis. What you know about da BACON WEAVE? Also Known as, "Giving a Porky" , " Puffing the Pig Skin", and in the southern United States "The Sunrise Sampler"
Madam, the vintage bottle of Arbor Mist will pair well the Fellat Mignon.
by leporkski November 5, 2012
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Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.
Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."
by cyclopath July 28, 2015
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corporate fellatio

A politically correct workplace word for the act of metaphorically sucking one's boss's dick (or strap-on) or going well out of one's way to get a promotion, raise, day off, ect. that is beyond normal brown-nosing.
Hey man, Terry's in the Director's office performing some corporate fellatio again. Let's see if he wipes off his mouth when he comes out.
by Bobby the Bug Man August 18, 2020
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fellatrix

Nice term for Cocksucker. A woman who performs fellatio
Suzy Creamcheese, she's one talented little cock sucker. A fellatrix extrordinaire. Got the sweetest lips that I ever cum across.
by Anonymous November 8, 2002
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fellatiowned

To be owned during the act of performing fellatio.
After being cockslapped across the face, Meghan realised with crushing clarity that she had been fellatiowned.
by jessica and marissa August 28, 2006
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fellatio

The beautiful art of cock sucking in which one lovingly places the penis of one's partner into one's mouth and caresses it with the tongue and tonsils while at the same time sucking ever so gently and moving one's head back and forth massaging the head of the penis.

If fellatio is performed properly, one's partner will ejaculate, at which time you should swallow his generous deposit, though amateurs often expel the semen from their mouths.

Fellatio should be practiced frequently, for every art and skill should be honored and perfected.
After Alex's date with Tom at the movies and the really expensive new restaurant, she thanked him by performing fellatio on him in his car. Tom welcomed her by cumming in her mouth, and promising another date next week.
by artoffellatio January 28, 2008
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fellate me

Suck my dick before my hard-on fades away!
Fellate me!! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
by Per Verted February 5, 2005
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