Felqing

To defecate oneself and use the excrement as lubrication when masturbating. Typically used by males

“You wanna go munting bro?”
“Nah bruh I’m felqing right now!”

by TheOfficialPaulRevere April 2, 2024

Felking

Flossing with one’s pubic hairs

1: I ran out of floss, so I started felking.

2: What the fuck is felking?

1: It’s when you floss with somebody’s pubic hairs

1: Ew

by J_R_V May 23, 2024

Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 21, 2024

Felqing

The act of Jelqing while giving bro a Feltch session.

Yeah I heard Kyle and Ryan were Felqing last week. Those two are hardcore.

by Kuru18 January 3, 2025

Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 3, 2025

Kyle Fellinger

Absolute fortnite kid complete garbage bag trash always sweaty you can see your reflection in his sweaty palms of his hands

That kid is such a Kyle Fellinger

by Anonymousman12463827 May 27, 2019

rain is felling in ondo state... OMG

Bobrisky's wise words, an alarm to wake someone up and is an accurate weather forecast appropriate everyday in Ondo State, Nigeria, Africa.

Brian, Rain is felling in Ondo State... OMG, OMG

by honestlymehnnn September 28, 2021