Anyone who is obsessed with everything pertaining to poop.
Someone who's life revolves around poop: smelling it, eating it, touching it, rubbing it on themselves, talking about it, slipping it into conversation occasionally to get a laugh but secretly salivating over the idea of it.
Someone who's life revolves around poop: smelling it, eating it, touching it, rubbing it on themselves, talking about it, slipping it into conversation occasionally to get a laugh but secretly salivating over the idea of it.
by Timothy July 8, 2004
Get the fecalpheliac mug.A tall, white, pasty mother-fucker who enjoys dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, taking a picture of it on his cameraphone, and sending it via text message to his normal, unsuspecting friends.
Normal Kid #1: "You won't believe what John did! He sent me a picture of his
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"
John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"
John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."
by YJGenesee March 19, 2008
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Little floating remnants of shit left after and incomplete flush.
Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.
AKA salad shooter or ass plasma
Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.
AKA salad shooter or ass plasma
by jamal johnson 1 December 28, 2007
Get the fecal confetti mug.During a particularly explosive bowel movement, the residuals splattered on the bowl above the water level is considered to be Fecal Overspray. This is not to be confused with underspray.
My co-worker really laid a bomb down in the mens room today. The worst part was that he left all his fecal overspray to harden on the bowl and didnt clean it off all day.
by bootysmaxarax January 23, 2017
Get the fecal overspray mug.When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".
Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.
by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008
Get the Fecal Finger of Fate mug.The official scale of fecal size and weight.
Piss Load
- The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load
Piss Ton
- A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.
Crap Load
- This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load
Crap Ton
- This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.
Shit Load
- The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.
Shit Ton
- This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.
Fuck Load
- The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load
Fuck Ton
- The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.
*CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
Piss Load
- The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load
Piss Ton
- A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.
Crap Load
- This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load
Crap Ton
- This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.
Shit Load
- The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.
Shit Ton
- This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.
Fuck Load
- The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load
Fuck Ton
- The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.
*CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
"Brian - JORDAN, THAT IS NOT SAFE, YOU ALREADY HAVE 1 FUCK TON, 2 FUCK LOADS AND A SHIT TON!! STOP BEFORE WE ALL DIE!!
Jordan - JUST ONE MORE CRAP LOAD!! ACCORDING TO THE FECAL SCALE IT IS SAFE!!"
Jordan - JUST ONE MORE CRAP LOAD!! ACCORDING TO THE FECAL SCALE IT IS SAFE!!"
by BrianJoeysDad December 29, 2008
Get the Fecal Scale mug.Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.
I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.
by Yokes April 7, 2005
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