fiddler's fuck

It is an exclamation of disbelief characterized by the small quantity of a fiddler's fuck.

I would not give a fiddler's fuck if your tongue came notarized.

Or, I don't give a fiddler's fuck how much proof you say you have.

by Flagger McCord February 1, 2005

munge fuddler

despite too mungey for its own good, it persists in fuddling everything it sees. eventually gets battered when it fuddles the wrong thing

a red fuddly monster, it must be a munge fuddler

by tamzin January 4, 2005

Swedish Fiddler

Teabaging the Large Hadron Collider.
It's like getting your ticklebag jostled while jerking off to naked pictures of god.

The occasional Swedish Fiddler is the only reason i agreed to work on this underground doomsday machine.

by kidmash September 29, 2010

biddy fiddler

a person who fantasises about elderly people in a sexual manner

dave fancies 70 year old janice, therefore he is a biddy fiddler

by nic the greek December 13, 2008

kiddy fiddler

a sick person who touches kids. they do stuff to children, unnatural stuff.

My dad is a kiddy fiddler. He should be put in jail.

by sonni vitalle January 16, 2008

kiddy fiddler

the person in the white candy van that keeps following me. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS SPEEDING UP TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MY BUUM HUURTS AAAAAAAHHHH HE IS PUTTING CREAM IN MY BUM

the kiddy fiddler plays fortnite

by AlexGuyTh April 10, 2020

Biddy Fiddler

Adj. To prey on the elderly in a sexual manner. Much like a paedophile is reffered to as a 'kiddy fiddler' and offers sweets to tempt children, The Biddy Fiddler offers food stamps and money off vouchers.

Alright Trev, what you been upto? Well Barry i've been out Biddy Fiddling. Smashed the granny out of Edna on monday. Oh Trev you Biddy Fiddler!

by Wrong_I_know September 20, 2006