festive malarkey

1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares

1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler

by guruwong May 13, 2005

Festive

It´s when a man blows his load in his patrners Anus. Then pulls out two straws and both partners suck said load out of anus.

In celebration to Tammy getting Teacher of the Year. Johnny got festive with Tammy. Now there´s nothing the two won´t do. Sick bastards!

by ThmsMcGuir March 19, 2009

Festive Shirt Fridays

The day wear all the cubicle employees either have fruity shirts or no shirts at all.

Euugh man. I just saw Dilbert's moobs.

by nikkan_hanil July 2, 2004

festive

a word to describe something is amazing and cool was used for 1 moth then everyone used it lol so yer woop ti do!! xXx

*Jed* I just got a new osaka top!!
*Natasha* OMG how festive!!

by x-V-x October 6, 2008

festive green

A plant-derived illegal substance used in a party, such as marijuana.

Hey dude, I got us some festive greens!

by veggieduck September 24, 2006

festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.

Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"

by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007

Feastival

A crazy wicked ass time of feasting and doing other activities that are only acceptable in a feastival like roaming in safeway for hours and drooling over the goods. **Walmart is only acceptable if you're playing hide and go seek or causing some sort of ruckus. A feastival usually takes place once a month and to partake in the amazing day of feasting you must A) bring some food item of some sort.(It's in a way like a potluck in that sense, but thats the only way) B) bring some crazy funky hat or something. C) not be scared of getting thrown in jail. A feastival is absolutely the most craziest feasting/gallabanting/ruckus-causing heyday of a gathering.

One guy: Dude, you look rough... Is that lipstick on your face?

Another guy: Dude, we had a feastival last night. I ate so much I don't even remember everything that went down. I think we used lipstick as warpaint when we were missioning around walmart.

One guy: Ohhhhh. Last time I went to a feastival I woke up naked tied to a rubber duck in the toy isle of walmart.

Another guy: Dude. Just no. Leave.

by BAMMF November 19, 2009