Floopan

Someone who attempts to ejaculate but fails due to physical, mental, or mechanical reasons.

Verb form: floop.
Definition: Fail miserably at sth.

X: I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, I never came.
Y: Wow, you're such a floopan.

Verb form usage:

Rick: Did you manage to get the alien serum in the portal opener?
Morty: I couldn't find the serum, Rick. I flooped big time.
Rick: You're such a dick, Morty.

by momalord January 4, 2022

floopi

1) (v) The act of ordering food online.

2)Floopi is a social networking website for Restaurants.

3) Ordering online perfected

Henry: Hey john were going to go out to eat you want to join? John: No thanks, I'd rather stay home and floopi it.

by Lebron " The king" James September 21, 2010

floopy goober

A line used by Tyler the Creator in his song "What The Fuck Right Now"

You're a floopy goober motherfucker

by DrummerMan August 3, 2016

Floopin

A COMPLETELY REAL AND LEGITIMATE adjective used to describe something at or near its extremity, for example, slow motion frame rate.

Similar terms include:

1. Super-duper
2. Extreme-o
3. Bonanza

Gav: "We can hopefully see that happen... super-duper, extreme-o, bonanza fast."
Dan: "Any more adjectives, or...?"
Gav: "...Floopin."

by J7MC925 September 21, 2018

floopabap

a large group of idiotic people

i went to the city and there were multiple floopabaps

by mehnamechoolie April 8, 2019

fooplesnoop

The act of farting on the shower wall with intent to have the sound reverberate.

"Bro last night I was showering after practice and I fooplesnooped so loudly my mom could hear it!"

by efin snewdows March 10, 2021

foopa

Bastardization of the Acronym F.U.P.A (for Fat Upper Pussy Area or Fat Upper Penis Area), commonly seen packed into "mom jeans" like sausage casing and on fat people in motorized scooters.

"My ex got depressed and started eating four pints of hagen daas a day; now she's got a foopa that that hangs over her skivvies like wash on the line." Or, in the menfolks' case: "His erection is struggling to rise against his foopa."

by nass-taters December 28, 2005