FBS

Fat Booty Syndrome

Kyle: Damn bro did you see Kelly in those shorts?
Jeff: Man she has FBS bad
Kyle: FBS? Is that an STD?
Jeff: Nah man, fat booty syndrome

by PagnumLordd July 10, 2023

FBS (fat bitch syndrome)

A derogatory term used to describe particuly fat women, who are annoyed by their unsightly appearance and take it out on everyone by being arrogent, obnoxious and annoying. Unfortunately this bitchy behaviour leads to even more females excluding them and more males vowing to never tap that shiz. This causes the syptoms of FBS to worsen and continue the vicious cycle, until the female in question does what everyone has hoped for and goes and dies in fire, thereby annoying everyone no more.

Beth/Ashlyn: "ZOMFG I know everything, I am better than you all, I hate you all and I'm sure as not easy on the eyes"
Chops: "LoL guyz, I say there's a severe case of FBS (fat bitch syndrome)"
p0undy and richo: "here here"

by p0undy September 6, 2006

FBS Syndrome (Female Bagged Syndrome)

This is a severe condition in which the infected is incapable of spitting "game" at the opposite sex. Symptoms include loss of speech when attractive female approaches, temporary weakening of one's spine and loss of backbone (i.e. courage), loss of all communication skills when around the opposite sex, hyperventilating, excessive sweating, jitters, stuttering, and outbursts of loud inaudible speech. In the most severe of cases the infected is prone to getting game "spat" at him. This disease only affects males.

Yo, son I heard Gunlee got that FBS Syndrome.

Ya, he does man last week some girl asked HIM to prom, got HIS digits, bought HIS dinner, and walked HIM home.

Wait doesn't that girl have a boyfriend, oh Gunlee just got played....that darn FBS Syndrome (Female Bagged Syndrome).

by The Center for Weird Diseases May 4, 2009

Fat Bitch Syndrome (FBS)

FBS, or Fat Bitch Syndrome, is suffered by very fat, usually disgusting, women.

Instead of becoming shy, docile, and hermetic like most fat women, the woman with FBS has a very different, enigmatic reaction. Her response to being so grossly obese men that never look at her was to become even MORE full of herself than a normal girl. She believes that the reason men avoid her is that "they can't handle this!"

Though the fat bitch is hideously blubberous, she will often still believe that she is, in fact, attractive. This is often because she is still hit on by rednecks, white trash, and hobos, usually at truck stops. You will see frequently her wearing "Babydoll" t-shirts in sizes 3 or 4 below what she actually needs, leading to the DJRP, the Dangling Jelly Rolls Phenomenon.

If you know a woman suffering FBS, don't try to explain the issue to her. You will only be met with exclamations of "Nuh-uh, nuuuuh-uh, boy, you did NOT go there." Avoid at all costs.

Everyone can think of their own example of a woman suffering from Fat Bitch Syndrome (FBS). If you can't, you either are one, or you're white trash who's too busy feeding the egos of FBS sufferers everywhere to notice.

by alex799 January 12, 2009

Facebook Syndrome (FBS)

When your profile picture doesnt look like you, but it looks better than you actually look in real life. (Once again can also apply to myspace)

The opposite of Facebook Disease (FBD).

Guy:What about my profile picture now???
Girl:Now that's pushing it.This is straight Facebook Syndrome (FBS). You will never look like this in real life.
Guy:I HATE YOU!!!!! Who needs you anyways.

by Dough.Boy. June 15, 2008

Facebook stalker (FBS)

someone who stalks your facebook page

Facebook stalker (FBS), Danielle Marchese

by sdndmeodfn231242134 June 18, 2009

Toilet fbs

A server that's absolute gayness.
members:
Maple- obsessed with shibes
Klai- baby boi
Shin-the most normal person also brazil
Egg-complete autism also complete bottom
Plane boi- normal but not normal
Fork-pro memer
Gazel-doesnt exist
No aim-mincarft
Coolio-mr steal your girl

Person 1:"Being in Toilet fbs is pure sex."
Person 2:"what is wrong with you..."

by GayAssOmlet August 25, 2020