fartifier

Similar to a fog machine but your ass hole

Dude I can hardly sit here anymore. My eyes burn.

I'm sorry dude I set my fartifier to max capacity.

by TunaChrist March 23, 2016

fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.

(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

festified

The condition of being happily exhausted after a festival lasting at least two days. This condition usually involves dirty feet and a messy car.

As we left the Telluride Bluegrass Festival, I said to myself, "Yep, I'm fully festified for awhile now."

by suesun June 22, 2010

fortifived

Refers to junk food that has been "junkified" from "four-to-five", indicating that it was so artificially desecrated, and processed for so long a time, that it is now almost totally devoid of original structure or nutritive value.

Junk-food junkie: Yo, dude --- want some of my chips 'n' dip?
Health-food hippie: No thanks, bud --- no offense, but I'd rather not mess up my dietary regimen with any fortifived foods.

by QuacksO September 20, 2012

Fartifoen

Slowly farting into a microphone on xbox/play station

I pranked the people on xbox by fartifoening

by Sick gaems July 6, 2016

faintified

On the verge of fainting.

I felt faintified after my dr gave me bad news about my hemorrhoids.

by WRGATEXAN February 7, 2021

fortofied

Its called "fortified"

only first graders say fortofied

by FrappaCHINA March 24, 2021