Fapisfied

The feeling you get after flicking you bean, fiddling your skittle, getting off, jerking it, fapping, etc.

Whatever you wanna call it, if you do it yourself, you're only getting fapisfied. Not satisfied.

"She left before we did anything, so by the end of the night, I was only fapisfied."

by Fapisfied June 25, 2014

Faptism

The act of getting a cum facial by jizz that’s been blessed by a priest.

“I was just in an orgy with the priest from St. Luke’s! He gave everyone faptisms.”

by JesusChryslerDotCom January 12, 2022

Faptism

A right of passage for a choir boy.
The first time a Priest ejaculates on the face of one of his choirboys.

Sean "Patrick, were you Faptised last night?"
Patrick "Yes Sean, I had my first Faptism, I even got some in my eye"

by Huwbeauty18 January 12, 2023

FAPIS

It’s smooth at FAPIS. Last point on the F track Don’t over think it, or do if you are Chad.

American 428 heavy did you say it was smooth at Fapis?

by L1TTLE D0G May 19, 2023

Facism

The orginal nazism, nazism is better dont say otherwise

Facism is noice

by A_Man_that_likes_cheese June 14, 2023

Fapish

A person harnessing the features of an idiotic and or clumsy animal. Usually used as an insult to call someone weird, dumb or odd.

“Chloe was being such a fapish at the party, she was so sloppy drunk.”
“Dilan needs to actually stop being such a fapish, honestly needs to fix up.”

by taejsn October 30, 2023

Fapsmackeled

To masterbate so hard that one is the rendered speechless or has “gone stupid”.

1)Keven: Did you have fun with me last night?
Dwane: Yeah dude, your meat had me fapsmackeled

2)Taylor: man that was so immersive

Shakira: yeah so Fapsmackeling

by TheFapsmckler February 29, 2024