Fanfic-job

Beating someone’s dick by whispering ASMR fanfictions into the shaft.

Person 1: "Dude, did she give you a fanfic-job?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, it was amazing! She chose some really interesting fanfics to read out."

by Star_Cute May 24, 2020

Fanfic

Something which is publicly frowned upon, but most people still read it as a bedtime story. Don't lie to me, I know what you do

Dude 1: Check out this cool ass fanfic bro
Dude 2: You read fanfic?! Fucking cringe ass
Dude 1, holding back tears: Shut up you do too bro

by Gabey Gabe January 17, 2024

fanfic

A fanfic is a fanmade story that is about a show, movie, book, etc. that involves characters from the whatever and they can also have fanmade characters in them. Fanfics are usually bad- but when you see an actual good and decent fanfic.. You’re in luck.

Buddy 1: Hey I wrote a fanfic
Buddy 2: Oh cool, can I read it?
Buddy 1: Of course
Buddy 2: *reads it and dies*
Buddy 1: I guess he died of cringe overload

by Pannwinner1 July 2, 2023

icypostle fanfic

icypostle fanfic is a fanfiction between icy and apostle

Um: Ummm ummm icypostle fanfic
Lmao: The rain downed harder on the window smeelesly dripping as the bored icy loo

by pasteloptimistic January 27, 2021

what in the fanfic

A reply to a moment that you’d see while reading a fanfiction.

FRIEND 1: Well, Steve and I left the party early to walk around the block—get away from things for a while. Anyways, I confessed my feelings and apparently he feels the same way.
FRIEND 2: What in the fanfic?
FRIEND 1: Stop. Be serious.

by GRXMM October 10, 2022

fanfic

a gay fictional story about two dudes probably doing a 69 with weird "ships" like dnf or stuff like that

Tracy: "Did you read that fanfic about peppa pig and george pig?"
tyrone: "ayo wtf"

by joe mama does 69 420 January 3, 2022

fanfics

you get a band, tv show, singer or video game. you create stories that isn't or is canon then bam, you made urself a fanfic. some fanfics are weird and contain minors.

john : hey did you see the kpop fanfics on AO3 with more than 100 tags?
amanda : yea.. definitely weird

by a.kindergartener.writing May 19, 2022