Failsauce

1.Noun: The pure essence of fail.
Adjective: When something has or is going to fails so hard, that no other word fits.

2.An exclamation of defeat or anger.

This food tastes so bad that it must be covered in failsaunce.

Today's test was pure failsauce.

by Dragonheart91 October 14, 2008

failatio

The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.

Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!

by jtf81 October 14, 2009

failitude

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day

"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

failsmith

Someone who specialises in the craft of failing.

"Mark is never around when you actually need him, hes such a failsmith"

by styxuk October 12, 2008

Fallstreet

When the stock market is crashing very quickly and there is no sign of it stopping. Causes many people to get laid off or kill themselves.

Bob- "My job is so stressful man... I can't stand working anymore."

Jack- "That's why I don't work for Fallstreet."

by m4rchu5n00by March 5, 2010

Failse

The combination of "Fail!" and "False".

dude: Man I got so stoned last night it helped me study for my finals
other dude: Failse! being stoned doesnt help you study!

by twitchthecookie March 21, 2010

Failtagonist

Some one who causes a fail, makes a person fail.

Anthony- Agh, move your ass, i'm playing online.

Leslie- Why should I?

*Anthony avatar gets avatar get shot down*

Leslie- *Laughs* Fail!

Anthony- Leslie your a damn Failtagonist!

by FailNavigator. October 12, 2010