fakelationship

when you agree to the terms of a relationship with a partner for gain while still looking for a real relationship For example when a man tells a woman he wants to be in a relationship with her because that's the only way she will have sex with him. He fakes being in a relationship when really he is trying to be with other women. He fakes commitment so the sex won't make her fee like she is a booty call. This is a step up from friends with benefits

Treshelle is in a fakelationship with Lorinhoe because he pays for her to get her hair and nails done. She tells all the guys at the club she is single

by Arat a tat tat October 22, 2011

Fellatio Forest

The fictional place to describe oral sex

Sam: did you take that chick to pound town?

Tim: no, I settled and went to fellatio forest.

Sam: I hear the weather is great there this time of year.

by George7545677 December 17, 2013

fellatio al fresco

Blow job on a balcony.

I love being in the fresh air on the hotel balcony for a little fellatio al fresco.

by Greta S December 24, 2022

fallacious

Function: adjective
1 : embodying a fallacy
2 : tending to deceive or mislead : DELUSIVE
- fal·la·cious·ly adverb
- fal·la·cious·ness noun

(Merriam-Webster)

1 : a fallacious assumption
2 : fallacious testimony

by Dissipate May 12, 2004

faplationship

a relationship that only takes place on the internet

-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

by wankwankandwank June 23, 2011

fellatio

Oral stimulation of the penis,
from Latin, literally, to suck.

My girlfriend doesn't swallow after fellatio.

by El Cid June 21, 2003

fellatio

oral stimualtion of the penis

Before coitus the girl performed fellatio on Tommy.

by Xyrus November 13, 2003