fastidious

in a hurry to tidy dirty areas.

uhh...my mom iz on her way home and the place is a lil dirty, so i was fastidious and tidied up tha place

by Eman9x1x2 January 22, 2009

facetious

Unique as the only word in the English language to sound like a variation of it's slang definition. In other words: It sounds like it may actually mean "full of feces" although it does not...but it does mean full of shit.

After telling that joke he said he was being facetious, but we all know he was just looking for a smarter sounding way of saying he was full of shit.

by MoTremper September 6, 2007

Facetious

Giving a sarcastic answer,to show how obvious something is.

My mates and I saw a film on Saturday night.

You mean at the cinema?

No,in the garden shed,of course at the cinema!

That's being facetious.

by SomeoneNew December 18, 2012

Factitioner

Someone who publicly distorts fact and fiction for the betterment of their own personal agendas.

Person One: Do politicians lie?
Person Two: Yeah, their all factitioners.

by Daniel O. February 7, 2008

fartatious

adjective: capable of creating farts

Those were some powerfully fartatious pinto beans, dude!

by John Gingrich May 5, 2005

fictitious

Not real or imaginary

Damn boi! That girl has some fictitious titties. She needs some 3D modelling.

by PABLO CHOCOBAR March 22, 2020

Facetious

Literally just Elijah

Stop being so facetious Elijah

by hi.my.name.is.charlee June 27, 2019