fakespace

A personal webpage that has obviously been devoted to building a person up to make them look like they are of a higher social standpoint than they really are.

"Oh my god, look at how edited his pictures are! And hey-he doesn't play golf with Shaq!-What a fakespace!"

by Annika Holland November 11, 2007

Facepace

To walk aimlessly around and around a room or small area while on facebook staring at their moble screen waiting for someone to comment

You get so hooked on facebook your starting to facepace

(Plural) You have been facepacing for the last hour

by Dugite June 24, 2012

Facespeedbooking

Someone who pretends to like everything they "like" and mean everything they comment, but they're truly just trying to win the unspoken race of the fastest facebooker.

Yeah, she's a pro at Facespeedbooking.

by Prodigy Panda June 18, 2011

rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.

Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot

by Iron Madein September 25, 2007

fakespacing

v. The process of mindlessly adding people on MySpace that you don't know and have no intention of actually speaking with just to get a higher friend count.

"512,390 friends! You know she has to be fakespacing!"

by dahighii September 7, 2006

facemacer

A female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.

"I hate that facemacer; I was just trying to tell her 'Good morning'"

"Better wear sunglesses when talking to her. Shes a facemacer"

by Joseph Daniels February 20, 2008

facesmack

The art of trash talking not in person, but via a social networking site preferably facebook.

Steve: Jim was giving me all kinds of shit online yesterday because of what I posted on my facebook wall.

Tony: Don't let him bother you, he was just facesmacking.

by PWhitdog July 25, 2011