A fake Facebook account. As in a account created for the purposes of: Sending yourself or friends extra game or app requests, Facebook Roleplaying, talking and interacting with strangers, or otherwise acting anonymously.
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collected by berklee students in the 70s.
full of standards and weak ass berklee faculty charts,
used by amateurs and beginners,
don't ever show up to a jam with this shit.
collected by berklee students in the 70s.
full of standards and weak ass berklee faculty charts,
used by amateurs and beginners,
don't ever show up to a jam with this shit.
person 1: aiight you call the next tune
person 2: shit, let's do body and soul
person 1: aw shit i don't know that tune, you got a fakebook?
person 2: get the fuck outta here, leave that jamey abersole shit at home.
person 2: shit, let's do body and soul
person 1: aw shit i don't know that tune, you got a fakebook?
person 2: get the fuck outta here, leave that jamey abersole shit at home.
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A second Facebook account set up so only your really real friends can see what you really real think.
Another account set up because your primary one has been contaminated by "friends" you work with/for, people who you might talk crap about, etc., but which you can't delete or unfriend for certain reasons.
For example, you work for a company where your boss and other upper management like to find you and friend you, then you're scared to talk crap about said company.
Another account set up because your primary one has been contaminated by "friends" you work with/for, people who you might talk crap about, etc., but which you can't delete or unfriend for certain reasons.
For example, you work for a company where your boss and other upper management like to find you and friend you, then you're scared to talk crap about said company.
Check out my Fakebook page, I can't talk about how stupid (insert lame shit here) on my main Facebook account because big brother is watching.
or
I have the whole story on my Fakebook page because I don't want my girlfriend to hear it...
or
I have the whole story on my Fakebook page because I don't want my girlfriend to hear it...
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A way to virtually hang out with virtual strangers and tell them that you virtually like the things that they virtually say, virtually do, virtually think, virtually feel and virtually believe.
You also can post pictures, but you only post the ones that make you look skinnier, younger, hotter and richer than you actually are.
People on Fakebook are, in all reality, actually just jealous that everyone else's life on Fakebook appears more fun and interesting than theirs.
However, each and every virtual " friend" on Fakebook is now obligated to tell whoever posts any pictures on Fakebook that they "like" everything their Fake, virtual "freinds" post.
If people are genuinely jealous then they become all fake and pretend their comments of "Im jealous" are really a compliment and said with an added J.k. ( just kidding) or ( LOL) or some other cute emoticon to make the comment not count.
No one is ever honest about having a bad time or being really sad, pissed off or upset or if they say they are upset their Facebook ( Facebook) "Friends" just gloss over it.
A way to virtually hang out with virtual strangers and tell them that you virtually like the things that they virtually say, virtually do, virtually think, virtually feel and virtually believe.
You also can post pictures, but you only post the ones that make you look skinnier, younger, hotter and richer than you actually are.
People on Fakebook are, in all reality, actually just jealous that everyone else's life on Fakebook appears more fun and interesting than theirs.
However, each and every virtual " friend" on Fakebook is now obligated to tell whoever posts any pictures on Fakebook that they "like" everything their Fake, virtual "freinds" post.
If people are genuinely jealous then they become all fake and pretend their comments of "Im jealous" are really a compliment and said with an added J.k. ( just kidding) or ( LOL) or some other cute emoticon to make the comment not count.
No one is ever honest about having a bad time or being really sad, pissed off or upset or if they say they are upset their Facebook ( Facebook) "Friends" just gloss over it.
"I've been feeling like crap all week and I've got blood in my stool and urine, My spouse served me with divorce papers, I've been suicidal lately, and I lost my job."
( an actual update on Fakebook)
Here is the actual thread of Facebook responses:
"Wow, your life sucks..(J.k, LOL) you know I love ya!!.."
I just "liked" your comment, do u feel better now?
" Beleive in yourself and you can accomplish your dreams"....( this comment got 100 likes)
"check out the cute kitten video i posted, no one can b sad when they view, like, and share a cute kitty video"
" we are only as happy as we allow ourselves to be" ( this comment gets 1,0000 likes)
"Gross man, we don't talk about that stuff here, but check my timeline.. I posted a mobile upload from my trip to Europe last week"
"Look at these cookies, cakes and pies I made with the grandkids". Yummy!!!
"Did you get my Farm ville invite? I sent you three, why did you never reply?"
( an actual update on Fakebook)
Here is the actual thread of Facebook responses:
"Wow, your life sucks..(J.k, LOL) you know I love ya!!.."
I just "liked" your comment, do u feel better now?
" Beleive in yourself and you can accomplish your dreams"....( this comment got 100 likes)
"check out the cute kitten video i posted, no one can b sad when they view, like, and share a cute kitty video"
" we are only as happy as we allow ourselves to be" ( this comment gets 1,0000 likes)
"Gross man, we don't talk about that stuff here, but check my timeline.. I posted a mobile upload from my trip to Europe last week"
"Look at these cookies, cakes and pies I made with the grandkids". Yummy!!!
"Did you get my Farm ville invite? I sent you three, why did you never reply?"
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