Facestool

I man that loves women to sit there pussy and butthole directly onto his face.

Jim has been the facestool of the office since now the women know about his skills

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

Fuckstorm

Synonyms: clusterfuck, shitstorm, and fucking disaster

A jumble of craziness that causes one to lose focus and not concentrate. It makes one lose their shit.

Wow. This is a such a fuckstorm man, I sent someone my nudes on accident.

by Anirroc Elbon February 21, 2019

facesterbating

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011

Facestruction

To have your face completely reconstructed or deconstrusted.
Can be used in any tense.

1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.

by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013

Fiero Firestorm

Someone a bit too obsessed with beastiality.

Fiero, stop fucking sheep!

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Fakestorming

This is when your boss pulls you and group of your coworkers together to "brainstorm" a concept when they already have a plan. This fake brainstorm is designed to make you feel valued and important, but it actually does the opposite.

I hate it when Joe Bossy Pants gives us a research assignment only to find out in the "brainstorm" that he already has a concept and he needs us to implement it. It's a total fakestorming session.

by h2ogurl June 17, 2010

firestorm

to get fucked in the ass by your uncle

I got firestormed when I was a kid

by funcle bob January 27, 2009