Similar to a Chicago Handshake (the drink), a Chicago Facefuck is a shot that's half Fireball Whiskey and half malört followed by an Old Style beer.
Guy 1: Hey want a shot of Fireball? (hands Guy 2 a shot)
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!
by Mizami October 8, 2018
Get the Chicago Facefuckmug. A cocktail comprised of beetroot juice, lemon extract, salt, eggplant, raw egg, fish sauce, and vodka.
John: " Hey girl, wanna go out and get some Hedgehog Facefucks with me?
Lisa: " Sure, I love Hedgehog Facefucks! "
Lisa: " Sure, I love Hedgehog Facefucks! "
by dogafire July 9, 2024
Get the Hedgehog Facefuckmug. When my ex got home with his new girlfriend I was on the couch with his roommates smoking weed. I yelled: “Welcome to your peach flavourtown facefuck!”
by TheGreatRandolfo October 16, 2020
Get the Peach Flavourtown Facefuckmug. A sex act in which a man fucks a woman's face as the woman puts both her hands on his penis and sticks her arms outward, slightly resembling a crossbow.
by fartingnigga292 May 14, 2024
Get the Crossbow Facefuckmug.