facebukakke

An alternate, insulting name for the service known as Facebook, referring to the large amount of "mess" you will get into when you join.

"I can't believe you signed up for Facebukakke. Good luck getting that crap off your face."

by chenglan March 25, 2008

FaceBragger

when someone makes there profile picture a model shot or shirtless(for guys) so that people will tell them how amazing they look in it.

Girl: "wow have you seen that kid, Ryan? His shirtless in his facebook profile picture, what a facebragger."

by mhmmmmmmm123456789 October 3, 2009

Facebragget

Someone who facebrags or brags about their life on facebook.

Martha is such a facebragget, she's always talking about her damn kids. Way to reproduce you facebragget!

by Winjee March 15, 2011

Facedurbation

The act of masturbating over someone's Facebook pictures. Usually carried out by stalkers, obsessives and criminally insane sexual predators.

Facedurbation in the library is frowned upon

by museicman February 26, 2012

Faceturbating

Masturbating To pictures on Facebook.

I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.

by I'm erect right now aren't you June 30, 2011

Faceturbation

When someone likes his own status/photo/comment on Facebook.

Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..

*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*

*mom comes in*

Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN

Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?

by pinkzeppelin09 December 27, 2011

faceburger

When a person places their face between another person's two "buns."

Hey, Scott, did you hear that Alana gave Austin a faceburger?

by coloradoman4444 January 11, 2011