Fagrication

When gay guys fabricate a story about another man being gay when he is not. And its really only wishful thinking.

"My gay friend Ray told me that Wentworth Miller is gay!"
"No way! That is a total Fagrication!"

by mandalupa April 7, 2010

Mississippi Friction Teddy

When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure

My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company

by fruitflint May 31, 2016

Fagfiction

Fiction written about already existing characters from movies, games, books etc, by a crazy fanboy or girl with an over-sexed mind.

A number of these stories focus around homosexuality and the fanboy/girl's own desires to be getting some.

" He Voldermort got up on his knees and pushed Indiana down on the sand. "Or we could make magic," he whispered, slipping his wand from his pocket."

Thats some hefty fagfiction right there.

by m00shy October 12, 2008

fanfiction

Something this English teacher heartily approves of as a way for writers to hone their art in a supportive community.
Some of the best stuff I've ever read can be found in the fandom!

some of the longer stuff on quizilla and fanfiction.net

by Noor of the North April 25, 2009

Fanfiction Addiction

When you are extremely addicted to "Fan Fiction". Otherly known as FFA.

Bianca: Hello?! Sarah?
Sarah: Sorry Bianx, was reading Fan fiction.
Bianca: UGH! You have Fanfiction Addiction now!

by demilovatofan October 14, 2008

fabrection

The fabric-erection. It's the way the zipper of a pair of pants sticks up, making one look like they have a hard one when sitting down.

Girl: What's THAT!?!
Boy: Oh. Uh. It's my pants. They do that when I sit. Seriously! It's a fabrection! Come back! Please, come back!!!

by Baumbusch March 6, 2008

frictionless person

The stereotypical frictionless person dresses neatly but unobtrusively, typically works from a laptop from anywhere in the world and pays contactless for everything.

‘Frictionless persons’ prefer to frequent Starbucks.

by Glycine March 31, 2021