Fum

When you fart on a soft cloth seat and the cushion takes on the smell.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.

Damn. Did you just fum the couch?

Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.

by ms.knew May 17, 2021

FUM

Fuck U Money

(FUM) having such a secure financial position in life that you are able to say fuck you to anybody on the planet without fear of repercussions. Ultimate financial freedom.

"I'm trying earn enough FUM to quite my shitty job" "Elon Musk has FUM, he doesn't care who Bernie Sanders is or says."

"cryptocurrency is FUM"

by FUMoney December 2, 2021

fum

when you simultaneously cum while farting.

BABE IM FUMMING *shits and cum* AHHHH

by FORTNITELOVE556 May 13, 2022

Fum

The part of your body between your fanny and your bum.

I ran my tongue along her fum.

by #fumisathing May 23, 2022

Fum

Fum is cum but more fun

"Oh.. oh my, I'M FUM'ING!!"

by angasalp February 24, 2023

Fum

Foot cum.

As in when you take off your shoes from a long day and your feet cum super hard and get all fumy.

by Moistquiver69 April 24, 2023

Fum

Fum, Fum. Fum? Fum! Fum’ “Fum” @Fum

Fum

by Everything is taken bruh June 23, 2023