fucktard

Someone who is doing something so stupid you can not believe it.

That guy is driving up the off ramp!. What a fucktard!

by Fred Dahhling January 21, 2010

fucktarded

1. something so stupid, it is beyond retarded. 2. The most screwed up thing you have ever seen in your life

1. Why did you leap off the roof? That was fucktarded! 2. I paid 6000 dollars in taxes this year! That's fucktarded!

by Sam Bowles June 26, 2007

Fucktard

A complete and utter fucking retard

50 cent is a Fucktard waste of sperm

by Madd Jester December 16, 2004

Fucktard

A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.

Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!

by Andi March 2, 2005

fucktards

see: fucktard

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

Fucktard

A grammatical note: fucktard is what is called a blend. There are many entries calling this a contraction. However, it is in fact a blend.

Other blends:

smoke + fog = smog
motor + hotel = motel
fuck + retard = fucktard

by The Swank Linguist May 26, 2007

fucktard

A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.

For example:

urbdic.shorturl.com

Nottwo O' Won is a fucktard.

by BarfieThe Corndog November 4, 2007