forest daddy

The infamous Hozier is an irish indie rock singer. His music makes you feel like laying in a river in the middle of the forest to contemplate life. His music is absolutely underrated and he deserves to be known for his other music and not just take me to church
He's tall, has long gorgeous hair, and smexy

Hozier is the one and only forest daddy

by crackasscrackdad June 18, 2020

Forest Park High School

The only school where the underclassmen are bigger sluts than the upper class, only in comparison to Garfield. I'm talking about orgies and sucking dick in the hallways along with fucking on the damn floor of a bathroom. Crowded ass hallways with ghetto kids blocking the way who cause the most trouble with fights and drugs. Broken sinks, broken dreams. Dirty ass bathrooms or juul rooms with shit stains on the stall walls and floors with wet toilet paper everywhere, especially on the ceiling. Not to mention the sophomore having a fucking seizure from a hitting a fake ass cart or unit. You'll find random ass shit in the urinals too, like a turd or bread. Football games are just a place where kids fight or drink until they puke or have a seizure to watch a shitty ass football team get raped, no lube, by a ghetto ass school down the road from us. An IT school with shitty ass wifi and even shitter IT teachers who don't do shit as well.

Adult: So what high school are you thinking of going to?

8th Grader: Forest Park High School in PWC

Adult: Aw man....good luck.

by 968673937447388 January 13, 2020

forest hill school

Forest Hill School, is the saddest place in Sydenham. A prison with seagulls flying around chasing litter and bread. The population of the school consists of half roadmen and half posh little children.

Forest Hill School is a horrible school.

by Sir Patrick Lorninda June 18, 2018

Forest Diego

use to describe a person who obsesses to the Barbatos Lupus Rex too much.

You're a real Forest Diego, you know? The Wing Zero is the most powerful Gundam.

by GundamMobileSuitpostingMember April 15, 2021

forest hair

A hairstyle in which a girl's hair is tousled so that she looks like she lives in a forest or similarly uninhabited area. Extremely sexy. (Budding twigs and leaves can be added for effect as desired.)

Oh shit! Dude, forest hair girl sat next to me in class and I almost creamed my pants. Looks like I'll need to make a trip to the great outdoors...

by Quintus Abraham March 7, 2008

Forest Girl

A girl that has great appreciation for nature and especially the forest. She often seen in the forest exploring, collecting, examining, or just taking in the beauty.

Her personality is usually caring, quiet, friendly, curious, observative, and humble.

She usually dresses in earthy tones. Not many wear jewelry, but if they do, it's from the earth. It is common to see them with super long hair. Their hair length is mostly seen exceeding up to their waist. They don't curl or straighten their hair. It is worn natural.

(SIDENOTE: Do not confuse them with hippies. These delicate girls do not like being associated with hippies. There is a difference. I advise you never bring up "hippie" in a conversation when talking to them.)

"Did you see that girl when we where walking on that path in the forest? She had really long hair and has sitting on the tree that had fallen."

"Yeah. That was a Forest Girl."

by forest green April 19, 2014

Forest Gate Community School

This school is full of wannabe roadmen. Like I'm not even joking. You turn left? There is a wannabe roadman there. You turn right? Trust me there is a wannabe roadman on every corner of the school.

"This guy thinks he's a roadman? He must go to Forest Gate Community School"

by Tokki Tourmaline February 17, 2019