Fironic

F***ing ironic

It was fironic when jaylee's wedding was on a stormy ass day

by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

Firing leng

Firing leng:-
The term refers to being controled by your significant other. It was created upon the idea of being caught in gun fire and not being able to escape it. It can also be used as being 'lenged'. The term was created by Gooneytoon to refer to a certain someone. Other simalar terms include 'being on lock', 'Your Girlfreind/Boyfriend wears the trousers' or plainly being 'whipped'.

"That boy is firing leng" (That boy is whipped)
"That girl has her boyfreind on leng." (His girlfriend wears the trousers.)
"Blud, you are lenged." (Friend, you are whipped)

by Gooneytoon April 30, 2008

firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

faring

instead of 'how are you doing' you would say 'how are you faring'

how are you faring with that book report?

by bleepblopbloop October 20, 2010

firing a blank

Where you go to take a shit, but you only end up farting.

Thought I was bout to drop a hugeass deuce, but I just ended up firing a blank.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 12, 2015

Circular firing squad

When people with a common enemy end up harming each other instead.

"With the more conservative wing actively attacking the centrists, the Republican caucus quickly devolved into a circular firing squad."

by genius3456 September 13, 2009

Heading Down to the Firing Range

A euphemism for female masturbation.

Melissa needs to relieve some tension, so she's 'heading down to the firing range'.

by Pneumatic August 27, 2009