Finnish sauna

When you let out a foul-smelling fart inside a car, then turn the window locks on and turn up the heat.
I just Finnish sauna'd my boyfriend and he broke up with me.
by flygrl March 23, 2011
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finnish capitalism

On July 2nd, 2023, a Finnish man by the name of jopede went on Roblox and uploaded a hat called the Red Snapper Croc. It is on sale for 299 robux and 600 available.

The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.
*sees a group of people with pajamas and crocs on their head* ahh, finnish capitalism and its benefits
by DrShamrock July 02, 2023
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finnish schnaps

Taking a 500ml vodka bottle or bigger. Screw the cork off and through it away. Now you are forced to drink the entire bottle becouse it is strictly forbidden to throw alcohol away
Perkele mika! Lets take a finnish schnaps!

- But we only have one bottle..
by Daniel Gunnar January 05, 2017
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Finnish Recess

A sexual ordeal where 2 or more participants initiate foreplay in a cold environment (ideally a tundra or snow bank) and finish in a heated environment (ideally a sauna).
Bob and Mary got a vacation house in Tahoe and wanted to chill then spice things up with a Finnish Recess.
by JorgenTervanen December 30, 2017
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Finnish Apostolic

some of the worst humans
they hate everyone besides themselves
love their cousins (a little too much)
and are ugly

these people will shit on kids when they have their buddies around but if they are the only ones, they’ll keep quiet because they are pussies

you’ll find them at DQ after the football game while they’re on their way to ‘Kids’ (a party every friday where ages from 14-24 sit around and smoke darts in a circle)

they fuck their cousins because they are not able to pull anybody outside of their church

also, if you are an outsider, you have to either convert to marry someone inside or they will be shunned from their family
that Finnish Apostolic (finn) is such a pussy, he was talking shit at the rink and when we got home, i saw him start making out with his cousin
by hagakdvs2716 January 02, 2020
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Finnish Toboggan

When you soak a toboggan in water, freeze it, and then wear it.
It's hot as Hell out here, thank God I have a Finnish Toboggan.
by Jasper_Jilt December 03, 2010
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Finnish pancake

When you decide to go to sauna with your gf while your having hangover. In sauna you throw up and make your gf clean the mess by eating it.
"Maaan, i heard your gf enjoys finnish pancakes, how can that be?"
"Well she gets awesome sex afterwords."
by Ron77i July 30, 2019
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