When a guy first blows his load in a girls cooter, then proceeds to take a shit in it. He mixes it all up with his dick, until it is nice and blended.
Guido: "Hey, I heard that Jessica broke up with you"
Ryan: "Yeah, she was really pissed at me after I gave her the finnish fuckshake..."
Guido: "You are a fucking doucher."
Ryan: "Yeah, she was really pissed at me after I gave her the finnish fuckshake..."
Guido: "You are a fucking doucher."
by HandlessHoudiniFan August 20, 2009
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by flygrl April 8, 2011
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Taking a 500ml vodka bottle or bigger. Screw the cork off and through it away. Now you are forced to drink the entire bottle becouse it is strictly forbidden to throw alcohol away
by Daniel Gunnar January 5, 2017
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Bob and Mary got a vacation house in Tahoe and wanted to chill then spice things up with a Finnish Recess.
by JorgenTervanen April 23, 2018
Get the Finnish Recess mug.On July 2nd, 2023, a Finnish man by the name of jopede went on Roblox and uploaded a hat called the Red Snapper Croc. It is on sale for 299 robux and 600 available.
The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.
The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.
*sees a group of people with pajamas and crocs on their head* ahh, finnish capitalism and its benefits
by DrShamrock July 2, 2023
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"We weren't sure if the mother was going to be able to live through the pregnancy after receiving the Finnish Textile Plant from her husband however we've realized the hole simplifies the birthday process."
-astounded medical professional
very similar to it's counterpart, the HTTP: Hyper Turkish Textile Plant
-astounded medical professional
very similar to it's counterpart, the HTTP: Hyper Turkish Textile Plant
by TextileWorker September 25, 2011
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they hate everyone besides themselves
love their cousins (a little too much)
and are ugly
these people will shit on kids when they have their buddies around but if they are the only ones, they’ll keep quiet because they are pussies
you’ll find them at DQ after the football game while they’re on their way to ‘Kids’ (a party every friday where ages from 14-24 sit around and smoke darts in a circle)
they fuck their cousins because they are not able to pull anybody outside of their church
also, if you are an outsider, you have to either convert to marry someone inside or they will be shunned from their family
they hate everyone besides themselves
love their cousins (a little too much)
and are ugly
these people will shit on kids when they have their buddies around but if they are the only ones, they’ll keep quiet because they are pussies
you’ll find them at DQ after the football game while they’re on their way to ‘Kids’ (a party every friday where ages from 14-24 sit around and smoke darts in a circle)
they fuck their cousins because they are not able to pull anybody outside of their church
also, if you are an outsider, you have to either convert to marry someone inside or they will be shunned from their family
that Finnish Apostolic (finn) is such a pussy, he was talking shit at the rink and when we got home, i saw him start making out with his cousin
by hagakdvs2716 January 2, 2020
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