fd

fd means feign death used in World of Warcraft. Feign death is a skill that hunters have in world of warcraft. Feign death is a agro wipe ability.

fd before u die, quick!

by Taky June 20, 2006

FDS

Noun: First Dick Syndrome - A very common situation where a female has a false sense of affection for a male with whom she has had sex with for the first time. Most of the time, the emotions are stronger when the female lost her virginity to that guy. (Sadly, the feelings aren't mutual).

Guy 1: "Man, that girl keeps telling me that she loves me after we had sex the other day! I didn't even know she was a virgin!"

Guy 2: "And she's been calling you all week. Definitely sounds like a case of FDS bruh."

by Tar Heel Chick July 18, 2008

FDS

Fuck doing shit.

I have a project due tomorrow, reading for the next day, and three exams the day after but FDS.

by Blargh Noob November 08, 2009

FDS

Fake Dream Sluts. When you dream about meeting your ideal, but annoying, vapid women come up and distract your ideal

I dreamt Jason Mantzoukas asked me out for ribs, but these FDS got in the way, so I left.

by Dr. Fluffycloud, DDS April 20, 2020

FDS

FDS is an abbreviation for facial dick slap.

Rather than ask her to suck my dick, I just gave her a FDS.

by Bad Mama Sama October 08, 2013

FDS

A subreddit for women who are not sold on lowering standards to create a child with a cheeto finger gamer with a receding hairline, a crippling and increasingly depraved porn addiction causing ED, and a minimum wage job. They preach its better to be alone rather than trapped washing poop stained boxers and getting cheated on. Although they are not femcels, as that does not exist, they are against all Sex Work. Great community but a lot of TERF trash is hiding out there. Nobody is trying to dig the gold of any Uber Eats drivers or Walgreens cashiers so your safe Braydon. They are looking for suitable providers to raise children not in poverty. And won't sit around with some dude "building his empire" waiting.

If FDS wasn't a threat why are all these musty crusties so angry and obsessed with them?

by Unbotheredandokayso April 29, 2021

FDS

A deodorizing product derived primarily to cover the stench of a female's poorly tended genitalia. Prostitutes will commonly use it to hide the rank stench that wafts from between their thighs, and then huff it from the can when there are no trix to be had.

Jimbob: "Yo, bitch! WTF! Getcho stankin' ass in da other room an' FDS da shit out dat cooch o'yers!"
Sueann: "But Pa, I dun dat right after I screwed Billybob!"
Jimbob: "Did I ask about yer brother? I ain't puttin' my pecker near dat stank until'n ya FDS it!"

by Mojo the Rev. September 14, 2008