farpotshket

Completely ruined as a result of attempts to fix a minor imperfection.

Don't try to fix that tiny smudge! You will make the entire painting farpotshket!

by Xardov November 13, 2011

farpleet

A fart that starts off loud, but then transitions into a silent but deadly.

I was in a meeting and accidentally farted, it was loud at first but it was just a farpleet.

by MrProblemOfficers June 6, 2014

Farpee

When a small amount of pee comes out when you fart.It generally happens in deep laughter!

Man that was so funny I just farpeed.

by Damien25 August 22, 2008

farpoot

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants. A blend of "fart" and "poo" and more kid appropriate than "shart."

The boy accidentally farpooted when he thought he only had to pass gas.

by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

Farphin

An uncool person who acts obnoxiously or is a tool, specifically people named Logan.

Logan is such a farphin.

by Billy Flinchkins April 22, 2010

farplunchig

farplunchig is an odd word whose origin is surrounded in mystery. it is said to refer to an excessively overweight, gluttonous individual who enjoys eating different salted fish and variety's of wet bread. the person in question is usually very content with his or her situation and have been known to breathe heavily.

hey have you seen jake lately hes gotten very farplunchig

by kopelowitzaccouterments74 June 20, 2011

Farple

A commonly used term for a nipple fart.

me: "Ramsey!"
Ramsey: "What?"
me: "Fart+Nipple=Farple"
Ramsey: "Haha!"

by Ciarán Roberts March 27, 2009