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Farmer
A pier drunk who never changes out their bait, hooks up and constantly looses fish
Hey have you seen big Ross out here ?

Oh you mean that f*****g farmer !

I think he’s at home peening all over his balls
Farmer by Aananymousssz October 31, 2022
Any person who raises livestock or grows food for resale. The best farmers usually grow coffee bean trees and raise goats in Uganda.
Brian M: "you're not a farmer because you don't own a copy of the farmer's almanac."

Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."

Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."
Farmer by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024
A totally ownage wolfenstein player. A hacker, but very good. FX Slaya loves his cack also.
Farmer* by Ian November 22, 2004

farmer with a shotgun 

The most powerful character in the Dragon Ball Z franchise. He first appears in his fight with Goku’s brother and fakes his death and husband pulling the strings of the whole dragon ball Z and Dragon Ball Super franchise. The farmer with a shotgun eventually ascended and became the most powerful character ever even surpassing the likes of the Omni king. Nowadays he just watches from the shadows seeing how long it will take until Goku’s and the other Z fighters braids pops from constantly screaming
farmer with a shotgun is the most strongest character ever dragon ball Z‘s history

Farmer Joe

A dead leg caused by a knee kick. When a person kicks you in the side of the upper thigh using their knee, causing you to feel immense pain and suffering. The target may collapse and limp for the rest of the day.
Aww man Ben gave me such a farmer joe last night. I couldn't even walk.
Farmer Joe by benmcm1994 January 22, 2021

farmer sisters 

when you and another person hoe around with the same person. (farmers use hoes, yanno?)
Oh my god, you talked to Parker too? I guess that makes us farmer sisters!
farmer sisters by nattychamp123 October 11, 2018