Brian M: "
you're not a farmer because you don't own a copy of the farmer's almanac."
Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and
coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to
Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."
Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."