Fahad (noun): A rare breed of ex-boyfriend whose ego is only rivaled by his ability to keep you guessing. Known for walking around like he’s descended from royalty just because he’s Saudi, Fahad will throw out mixed signals and expect you to chase them like they’re breadcrumbs leading to a castle. Spoiler: they’re not. A true connoisseur of mixed signals, Fahad is the guy who acts like he’s auditioning for a soap opera where every episode ends with “What are we, really?” Known for blowing hot and cold, he can go from “i miss you so much” to “I need space” faster than he can type “wyd” at 1 a.m.
Fahad’s Signature Moves:
The “Saudi Prince” Effect: Assumes he’s a prize because he’s from the Kingdom and drops hints like, “Well, my mom wouldn’t approve” as if that’s your cue to bow out in awe.
The Yo-Yo of Emotion: Where he pulls you in just close enough to say something sweet, then vanishes like he’s on a CIA mission
Mixed Signal Maestro: One minute, it’s “You mean a lot to me” and the next it’s “I don’t know what I want,” leaving you wondering if he wants a relationship or just someone to boost his already overinflated ego.
The Exclusive Phone Lockdown: Guards his phone like it’s the crown jewels, while giving you the side-eye if you even glance at the screen.
Fahad’s Signature Moves:
The “Saudi Prince” Effect: Assumes he’s a prize because he’s from the Kingdom and drops hints like, “Well, my mom wouldn’t approve” as if that’s your cue to bow out in awe.
The Yo-Yo of Emotion: Where he pulls you in just close enough to say something sweet, then vanishes like he’s on a CIA mission
Mixed Signal Maestro: One minute, it’s “You mean a lot to me” and the next it’s “I don’t know what I want,” leaving you wondering if he wants a relationship or just someone to boost his already overinflated ego.
The Exclusive Phone Lockdown: Guards his phone like it’s the crown jewels, while giving you the side-eye if you even glance at the screen.
“He sent me a ‘Miss u’ text, followed by a lecture on why he’s too good for anyone who’s not Saudi. I guess I’m supposed to be grateful?”
“He told me he was falling for me… then asked for ‘space to think.’ Classic Fahad! Next think I know, hes texting ‘Miss u’ when he’s bored.”
“He told me he was falling for me… then asked for ‘space to think.’ Classic Fahad! Next think I know, hes texting ‘Miss u’ when he’s bored.”
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Fahad’s hobbies include: showing up at 2 a.m. for “quality time” only when he’s bored, comparing you to the latest instagram influencer (namely Madison Beer), and leaving you feeling like you need to consult a mirror. He’s got a back pocket full of excuses for why he “can’t commit” yet, a line or two about how “it’s hard to make things work,” and a habit of disappearing to avoid having any in-person conversations. The last thing he offered willingly? A backhanded compliment.
Common Symptoms of Fahad-Exposure:
Lowered phone privileges
Late-night “hey” texts
A sudden appreciation for your reflection on closure, but no commitment to actually giving it
Comparing you to literally anyone in a way that’ll make you cringe
In conclusion: Save yourself the 3 a.m. overthinking, and leave the Fahad's to keep their commitment issues safely tucked behind their screen locks.
Fahad’s hobbies include: showing up at 2 a.m. for “quality time” only when he’s bored, comparing you to the latest instagram influencer (namely Madison Beer), and leaving you feeling like you need to consult a mirror. He’s got a back pocket full of excuses for why he “can’t commit” yet, a line or two about how “it’s hard to make things work,” and a habit of disappearing to avoid having any in-person conversations. The last thing he offered willingly? A backhanded compliment.
Common Symptoms of Fahad-Exposure:
Lowered phone privileges
Late-night “hey” texts
A sudden appreciation for your reflection on closure, but no commitment to actually giving it
Comparing you to literally anyone in a way that’ll make you cringe
In conclusion: Save yourself the 3 a.m. overthinking, and leave the Fahad's to keep their commitment issues safely tucked behind their screen locks.
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