Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Faceist

To judge someone’s personality by how they look and dress.

Oh god, that guy with that leather jacket probably escaped from jail, Hey stop being faceist

by Heeyyygirl December 26, 2017

faceist

a person who judges another potential mate/f*ck buddy/life partner on how good their face looks, and not on their personality

hey man, I was trying it on with x last night, but I didn't have a chance, she is a total faceist

by The Bollox August 3, 2007

Facist

A subculture of racism, instead of classifying people by race, the facist judges people by how attractive he/she finds the face of other people. It is not to be confused with "fascist" which is extreme idiotic loyalty to an imaginary state which may or may not exist.

A: Dude, that guy is really cool.

B: No, i don't like how he looks, he must be dumb.

A: B, you are so facist.

by Adam Xiao August 1, 2007

Con Fartist

The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.

Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.

person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."

person 2: "No problem, amigo."

person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)

person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.

by El Kento March 20, 2011

christo-facist

1. Somebody who sees the visage of the Christian savior 'Jesus Herald Christ' in everything they see.

2. A misspelling of 'Christo-fascist'.

Your mom sees the face of Jesus so often that she's a christo-facist.

by I am not funny November 18, 2006

Facistbook

What facebook has become if as a user, you post anything controversial, you are attacked verbally and accused of being a racist. If you are not I. Line with the left then your left friends will unfriend you

If you post anything supporting the president in Facebook or Facistbook your left-wing friends will unfriend you and accuse you of being racist.

by Ideagod June 21, 2018