Eucalyptus

A word that can be used to conclude any sentence in any given situation regardless of circumstances.

It is also fairly arousing.

Sam: "turns out that squirrel kept jogging all day!"

*laughter*

Tom: "haha sigh.........eucalyptus"

by bear scary May 25, 2009

Excalibur

When engaging in fisting, insert arm to the wrist, grab hold of anything loose and pull violently.

Excuse me honey, but being your knight in shining armor I feel it is only fair that I show you EXCALIBUR!

by andy kumar April 30, 2005

Eucalyptus Scholar

Eucalyptus scholars

The Eucalyptus scholarship is a prestigious award given to those who exemplify qualities such as: extreme competence in deucebaggery, weakness of boners, and overall “put it right in my butt” attitude.

You may occasionally hear Eucalyptus Scholors making statements such as; “I’ll have a salad,” and “ That reminds me of something Shia LeBeouf once said”

If you find a Eucalyptus Scholar listening to music he is probably listening to Hootie and the Blowfish, Aqua, Alanis Morissete(particularly the song “Thank You”) and of course “Sweet Child of Mine” the Cheryl Crow version.

Dude, take off that scarf, you are acting like such a Eucalyptus Scholar right now.

by suckitstieglitz November 8, 2011

excaliburations

Excaliburations:
1) The act of taking something humble and outdated and making it impeccably extraordinary and one af a kind.

"The hotel went through major excaliburations before winning design of the year."

" The designer and contractor we hired used amazing excaliburations remodeling our hotel."

" The designer and contractor we hired used amazing excaliburations remodeling our hotel."

"The hotel went through major excaliburations before winning design of the year."

Also using the Urban dictionary for Excaliburate.
Excaliburate

To take something humble and make it awesome.

"My old computer was lame so I excaliburated it by adding more ram and a better video card."

"I plan to excaliburate my car as soon as I get a little bit of extra cash."

by Andrew Tolson April 05, 2006

by Knightjaunt May 2, 2014

Excaliber

A famous side-arm carried by great leaders, and which can only be removed from its holster by those worthy of its ownership.

In "The Outlaw", Pat Garrett tries to trick Billy the Kid into giving him his famous Excalibers, but ends up with just a pair of useless revolvers from which he himself had removed the firing-pins.

by QuacksO March 4, 2019

Excalibastard

An Excalibastard would be something used to describe anyone who tries to be a white knight, but usually looks like a total dick doing so. It’s also used on borderlands for someone who made their badass rank surpass 2500

My guy, you’re such an excalibastard.
Whaddya mean excalibastard? I’m rich, hot and I saved your ass!
...by killing an innocent puppy?

by s9uare July 11, 2019

Excalibur Style

Something so rare and cool but is almost Impossible, un human like you feel like a king after it

I fucke kyles mom Excalibur style and it was poffers

by Mr Tomothy March 11, 2021