Ewalt

An Ewalt is a massive mooch with an incredibly large ego, but a very tiny penis.

Did Jose pay you back for the movie?
No man, he's such an ewalt.

by Don Juan Pedro June 22, 2006

ewalt

a skinny white mammal known for mooching everything from every-fucking-one. If you have any soda or cinamon toast or anything sugary, hide it quick before he eats it. An ewalt is also known for never carrying money and never ever paying people back. Ewalts are known to consume over 8 sodas in one sitting without any adverse effects. Side note, ewalts have HUGE egos... and are sore losers, known to cry if beaten in risk. Also known to drum uncrontalably upon any availabe surface, especialy when listening to the red hot chili peppers.

"before that ewalt came overme by i had lots of soda."
"Ewalt owes me money from 5th grade baseball bets"
"that ewalt ruined the song with his infernal drumming."

by gordon bailey June 22, 2006

Exactago

An exact amount of time ago. This long ago exactly.

I first met your mother twenty years, three months, one week and nine minutes exactago.

by Sodsta August 24, 2009

exactism

Exactism is when someone is very specific when they dont need to be

Me: messi scored plenty goals boi.....weeyy
Friend: 5 goals boi
Me: yuh see all dis exactism🤦 ♂️

Or

Me: I have many trophys
Friend: trophies*
Me: yuh see all dis exactism

*friend corrects spelling*

by Notofficialwords😂 June 5, 2019

Exatlh

🤌

Exatlh.

by Exatlh August 30, 2021

Exasterbate

When you’re having a bad day, so you masturbate, but it only makes you feel worse.

She was trying cheer up, but Candy only exasterbated her case of the Mondays and instead decided to sleep the rest of the day.

by Pumpkin Muffin March 3, 2022

exactamundio

When someone is 100% bang one the money u will say exactamundio

Is ur cock really that big yes exactamundio

by Darragh Gleeson April 25, 2022