everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.

Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021

Everlasting semen stopper

Do a blew chew and coke, while getting a blowjob with a gobbstopper in her mouth.

I got wired at the party , and she gave an everlasting semen stopper. I never busted.

by Snowynostril October 26, 2025

Everlasting Gobstopper

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.

My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

everlasting bogstopper

A large mass of feces in a toilet bowl that resists numerous attempts at removal through flushing

My wife left an everlasting bogstopper in the bathroom this morning

by dfern January 10, 2009

Everlasting Gobbstopper

An everlasting gobbstopper is that little bit of mucus or smegma a person gets stuck in there teeth after oral sex so they taste it for hours or days.

Dammit Janet , I 've had this Everlasting Gobbstopper for two days, you need to wash your pussy next time.

by MadiLush July 10, 2016