Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.
Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!
by Crediblesea June 2, 2018
Get the Parking enforcement mug.Enforced Arch is a term used to inspire the dance community to ask hypothetically, “What does it mean to be in forced arch?” Traditionally known for being a popular dance position in Modern Dance Vocabulary. Now claimed by compassionate artists in the dance community! What potential does this powerful position have?
Literally we arrive on our toes, yet bent at the knees and think, “should I leave it at that or challenge why the hell I’ve arrived here?” We hear our mentors ask us to be intelligent dancers and choreographers but what does that mean? How does one become an intelligent communicator?
By using our unique talents we can bring life to ecological & social issues and create respect and compassion for all living things. Enforced Arch is a term for the intelligent dancer who seeks movements in which we can enforce how we utilize our position of being “in forced arch.”
The most common example of dancers living Enforced Arch is by embracing a vegan lifestyle.
Literally we arrive on our toes, yet bent at the knees and think, “should I leave it at that or challenge why the hell I’ve arrived here?” We hear our mentors ask us to be intelligent dancers and choreographers but what does that mean? How does one become an intelligent communicator?
By using our unique talents we can bring life to ecological & social issues and create respect and compassion for all living things. Enforced Arch is a term for the intelligent dancer who seeks movements in which we can enforce how we utilize our position of being “in forced arch.”
The most common example of dancers living Enforced Arch is by embracing a vegan lifestyle.
by Enforced Arch December 31, 2010
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When a business owner doesn't enforce a mask mandate directly, but tries to intimidate a customer into wearing a mask by threatening them with trespassing charges if they don't comply with the mask mandate. You don't really have a right not to wear a mask if you can get arrested for trespassing for it, you have the illusion of a right not to wear a mask, and in reality you have no rights.
The owner of the business supported passive aggressive mask enforcement for customers, rather than handling anything himself/herself (without a gun).
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
Get the Passive aggressive mask enforcement mug.An enforcher is one who thinks that he knows what he's talking about, but is actually so clueless that he really couldn't even find the shit on the toilet paper he just used to wipe his own ass.
See also: monkier
See also: monkier
"I thought he might be able to help me setup my wireless network, but it turns out he was nothing but a bloody enforcher."
by Bill Striker September 28, 2004
Get the enforcher mug.Uneducated douch that thinks his car is fast. (Also See Ricer, MAN CLERK)Looks at Christmas Lights while topless with other men. Should consider /
JChfc80 you are such an "Enforcement Clerk" , why don't you go get me some coffee. "Enforcement Clerk " Man Secretary
by R.Fox December 21, 2008
Get the Enforcement Clerk mug.A euphemism used to represent rapid and massive deportation of undocumented immigrants in the United States. In 2016, Republican presidential candidates Donald Trump and Ted Cruz were often quoted as saying "I will enforce the law" when asked about their stance on illegal immigration.
Federal immigration law says, if we apprehend an individual who is here illegally, they are to be deported. I will enforce the law. -- Ted Cruz
by definelab August 21, 2016
Get the Enforce the law mug.The confidently asserted claim that only falsifiable theories or hypotheses can be true—that unfalsifiable claims are automatically worthless or false. This is fallacious because it confuses a criterion for scientific status (falsifiability) with a criterion for truth. Many true claims are unfalsifiable (mathematical axioms, metaphysical beliefs, ethical principles). Many falsifiable claims are false. Enforcing falsifiability as the only gateway to truth is scientism, not science—it arbitrarily excludes whole domains of human knowing.
"If it's not falsifiable, it's not true!" they announced, unaware that their own statement is unfalsifiable. That's Enforced Falsifiability Fallacy—using a methodological principle as a metaphysical club. Falsifiability is about testability, not truth. Enforcing it as the only truth standard is like enforcing a ruler as the only measure of weight."
by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026
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