by Siduri September 20, 2010
Get the Boner Ender mug.Quite possibly the most terrifying creature in Minecraft. They are 3 meters high and pick up blocks. You may safely look in their general direction. However, if you happen to place your reticule directly on one of these fiends, woe is you. For it will give you a cold stare that seals your fate. As soon as you turn away, it runs quickly nearer to you. "Wait, I'll just look at him farther away" you "cleverly" think to yourself. Well guess what, if you are too far away they teleport closer to you. Thus the best way to handle these beasts is to not look at one directly. For doing so is a guaranteed death.
Steve was outside at night chopping trees for wood. He saw 3 Endermen picking up a dirt blocks. Then a skeleton shoots at him! He turns to face the skeleton and kills it. Good for Steve right? Wrong! While turning to face the skeleton, the reticle of his mouse accidentally hit one of the Endermen. Steve knew his demise was manifest.
by One that has seen August 6, 2011
Get the Endermen mug.where you dont learn shit, you either jigg or forge to go to gunnahs, you hook up with people you dont know, you have drink ups and smoke when your only 12, theres punch ons everyday, you never win in sport cause they all suck and lastly they all have indentity problems.
fob 1: aye wat skool you at aye?
fob 2: i dont go skool wbu?
fob 1: aye! come endeavour sports high bro, its mean az!
fob 2: siana, i would but my lil bro got dropped
fob 1: oh shux! ill drop those itchbays tomoro at skool gee.
fob 2: k bro, cant come or ill get the jandal off my ummayz.
fob 2: i dont go skool wbu?
fob 1: aye! come endeavour sports high bro, its mean az!
fob 2: siana, i would but my lil bro got dropped
fob 1: oh shux! ill drop those itchbays tomoro at skool gee.
fob 2: k bro, cant come or ill get the jandal off my ummayz.
by shuux September 25, 2010
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Get the Game Ended mug.About the stupidest law on the State of Oklahoma books. All it takes is two or more components used in a cook to get you sent to prison for a minimun sentence of 7 years. Basically creates a situation where almost anyone could be charged with trying to make meth.
Joe is going camping. He buys coleman fuel for his camp stove, cold packs in case of injury, and Sudafed because Joe has allergies. Joe gets pulled over. Joe is charged with Endeavouring to Manufacture a Controlled Substance. Joe spends the next 7 years of his life as a guest of the State of Oklahoma. Joe had never done drugs in his life.
by tragicbeautiful January 27, 2011
Get the Endeavouring to Manufacture mug.adverb: when you wake up the morning after a hard night of drinking and you realize that your piss, sweat and shit all smell exactly like stale alchohol.
by johnny.com March 17, 2011
Get the enderleed mug.Enderphilia (En-der-filia) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to the fictional Minecraft videogame entity, The Enderman (or Endermen). Enderphilia is treated as a crime mostly by the fandom in some sites (E.G. Tumblr and 4chan) with perpetrators being placed on a bestiality register by SJWs after prosecution.
"I used to play the hell out of Minecraft as a kid. My favourite mob was the Enderman because of how creepy they were compared to other monsters. ...But all that changed when I found my older sister completely naked and fucking her custom life-size Enderman plushie. She was arrested and prosecuted for charges of Enderphilia..."
"...I will never look at Endermen or Minecraft the same way again after that traumatic event."
- George McFuck
"...I will never look at Endermen or Minecraft the same way again after that traumatic event."
- George McFuck
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