Emory

A university in Atlanta that actually has good medical and business programs, but who gives a shit? It's not an Ivy League.

Frank: Hey man! I just got accepted to Emory!
Nathan: What, sorry, did you say something?

by solitude52 December 29, 2009

emory

1) a private university in Atlanta
2) home of the offspring of wealthy southern protestant gawd-fearing NRA members of a republican jackass persuasion

Who did you vote for?
Bush.
Why?
Because daddy did!
Where do you go to school again?
Emory.

by yhw November 30, 2004

Emory

A private university in Atlanta that is hard to get into but yields few jobs and poor salaries.

Emory is a waste of time and money!! Unless you like to hook up with jewish girls...

by Thomas Andersen ii April 26, 2006

Emory

Emory University is located in Atlanta, GA. Only long islanders and jews, unless you like that. Be prepared to do a lot of work for little payout.

I have been at Emory 3 years and should have transferred.

by baseball0295 April 26, 2006

Emory

A little girl who cried when asked to do a math problem. She’s odd...

You’re acting like a real Emory!

by GotBored@School February 28, 2019

Emory Goggles

1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.

Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."

Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.

by Dirtysouth April 05, 2006

Emory University

a college where lots of skinny brunettes walk around talking on cell phones and where the annual budget for tulips would make Ivana Trump blush

Emory University, the Harvard of the south, has way too many girls from Long Island.

by The Rom September 02, 2003