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emoetry

The poems often found on the macintosh air laptops of upper middle class teenagers with dark eyeliner and gay (yet somehow awesome) skinny jeans in crazy colors. Usually depicts their horrible suffering after all their years of opression, overcoming all the barriers and restrictions their expensive private schools have put on their individuality. And by individuality, I mean comforming to the emo stereotype.
1. "My wrists now a river of blood
My tears a forlorn ship
Drowning, sinking
Through the crimson abyss

Bleeding the pain away
My deep soul brooding
Yet death's whisper
Stays so far away..."

"Enough of this emoetry, lets go to Hottopic!"
by Yellow Brick Fox October 4, 2008
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emorey

by Not Emorey July 5, 2017
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emoytranisch

Stoht für jedes Wort im Duden. Wird meistens als Adjektiv brucht
Man de Lucas isch hüt richtig emoytranisch druf
by emoytranischeTyp August 17, 2017
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Emoeroticism

Emoeroticism:
Matty: Man I have never been SO surrounded by so much bloody emoeroticism, I think I'm gonna puke.
Mike: I think I just puked a little in my mouth already.. Ewww..
by Matthew Larsen August 28, 2006
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emoem

A work of prose which is notable for dark, brooding and generally emo overtones.

While the term may be applied to any poem that is gloomy or morose, it is especially applicable to those which take an overly serious view of things which are of only trivial importance to the average reader.
Rachel and Caitlin spent a night writing emoems about how horrible their parents were and how nobody understood them before posting them on Myspace.
by Prophet Tenebrae October 20, 2006
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Emoty

Emoty is the empty feeling without a certain person present.
Sergeant Crainum has an emoty look today because his girlfriend left his lamebot ass for Elupe.
by Trickglock November 12, 2019
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Emory Sluts

A species of Atlanta slut that frequents Moe's and Joe's on Tuesday nights. Often found coked up on Daddy's dime, sprawled out on the floor of a bathroom getting date raped by a pre-law frat boy. Expect to see fake bake and pearls.

A classier counterpart to FSU's Potbellie's slut.
Hey Emory sluts! Would you like a pearl necklace to go with your pearl necklace?
by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 18, 2007
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