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Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.
"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."
by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025
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Multi substance ejection

A rare occurrence within the human body that causes them to expel multiple types of material from one or multiple holes, for example, pooping while pissing and vomiting at once.
Holy shit that dude just did some multi substance ejection!
by Window28 January 1, 2022
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Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.
When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat
by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016
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ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.
James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!
by Mikool77 July 17, 2023
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ejected

when it comes out (if you know you know)
I ejected out of my dick and went on my hand
by beater defeater 69 November 12, 2023
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Eject Rage

1. Becoming angry at a PC game and ejecting it as fast as possible, usually before exiting the program. This can be considered a form of "vidya rage".

2. Continuously hitting the eject button on a laptop, computer, etc. when the piece of crap piece of electronics "eats" your CD and won't give it back.
1. I had a case of eject rage when I lost in an hour-long match in Starcraft. I'm not playing that stupid game for a while.

2. My computer grinded and grinded trying to load something while I was having eject rage. It finally gave my CD back before the damn thing crashed.
by aandc August 29, 2010
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Inject and Eject

The act of impregnating a woman and then exiting her life permanently.
"Yo, you gonna start a family?" Dom asked
"Nah, I am just going to inject and eject." Joevany said
by IInsomniak September 28, 2019
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