Educated Fucktardiot

An Educated Fucktardiot is a combination of
a Fucktard and an Educated Idiot. An Educated
Fucktardiot is a person of unbelievable, unexcusable
and indescribable stupidity while holding at least
one or more college degrees.

An Educated Fucktardiot feels like they are smart
but are actually quite stupid. (Stupid being defined as,
“knowing how and doing it wrong anyway”.)
They usually do something correctly the first time, but
having an education enables them to over think the
simplest of things and screw it up anyway.

They have a hard time driving a car, talking to people,

getting dressed, or eating. They also have a hard time

comprehending why they screw things up.

True Educated Fucktardiots are 100% responsible
for their actions and they provide endless hours of
entertainment for those not directly involved with the
Educated Fucktardiot, but for those who are, it can

prove to be annoying as hell..

Anyone with a technical degree qualifies as an Educated Fucktardiot.

by Pop-O-Matik August 30, 2013

educated drug dealer

A pharmacist.

What do you want to be when you grow up? "An educated drug dealer"

by luluskittles June 4, 2016

Edumacation

Getting into college is simply having enough money so your college ability will meet a college acceptability.

Billy was such a dumbass in high school. However, wealthy parents and a 67% acceptance rate. Carved a path for him, a four year degree in just six years. That’s some Edumacation! !

by Merky37 March 23, 2020

educated singles

A single, that has at least a masters degree. Https://educatedsingles.com is the global club for educated singles. They require a masters degree as well as minimum from their members

Do you want to meet educated singles or a long term relationship?

by The educated singles club August 2, 2020

You couldn't take an educated shit!

When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.

Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.

Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"

Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"

His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"

His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."

Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"

by pizzapasta_mcguiness March 13, 2023

Edjumacated

To know and understand information that is completely and totally irrelovent and not useful in any situation.

That very edjumacated man told me about how elmo got his hair red.

by Foxtrot June 7, 2004

Over Educated Nympho

a snarky female with an education fueled wit that is almost as phenomenal as her skills in bed.

I learned my skills on the art of the bj from the Over Educated Nympho and now my record is 12 seconds!

by dear_twisted December 21, 2009