it’s earthworm sally carrying diseases from florida to cali (florida to cali x2)!! earthworm sally, flying through the air, i am an earthworm, but i don’t rlly care. i am a barber, i’ll do ur hair. it’s earthworm sally carrying diseases from florida to cali (florida to cali) AAAAAAAAAAAAA
me:earthworm sally 🔛🔝
my friend: watdafak
my friend: watdafak
by hi 🦶🦶 May 22, 2023
Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.
I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible
by DJ loves hummy gummys March 20, 2019
When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.
by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018
A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.
by Peachtreez July 28, 2016
earthworms occur when two men engage in sex. the man getting sexed begins to release poop from his anus while the other man is screwing him. upon cumming the giver continues to pound the takers bottom impacting copious amounts of poop in the erect penis. then as the giver removes his penis it gets soft and the impacted poop begins to fall from the urethral canal resembling the trail of an earthworm.
by duane ruttiger January 27, 2018
by Namjoonissofinesteponme September 22, 2022
Latching your lips around a flaccid penis and pulling way back like a momma bird until the penis snaps back like a worm still half in the earth.
by misselaneous January 24, 2021