e-tard

A person, usually over the age of 50, who doesn't know how to use the Internet.

My dad doesn't get e-mail. He's an e-tard.

by juxtaposer March 12, 2009

e-tard

An electronic retard.

Stan: I was talking with Randy online last night and he was being a fucking e-tard. He kept sending me links to tubgirl, and other things of that nature. It really struck a chord in one of my major nerve cells.

Carl: Yeah, I bet he's gonna go e-metro soon. Give him time.

by Ian of the Rockin' Moraccans April 12, 2006

E tarded

Being fucked up on ectasy

"Man i was e tarded that night"

by Lilibuggs May 18, 2006

e-tarded

A computer user who is completely e-mail illiterate!

I told him to forward the email to me, but he was completely e-tarded!

by Joel S. February 7, 2006

e-tard

Someone that is electronically challenged; one who doesn't do well with computers, phones, or anything else electronic.

Jaime: "Can you help me set up my voicemail on my phone?"
Justin: "You're such an e-tard!"

by OBrex05 August 30, 2009

e-tard

Someone who is burnt out or displays severe cognitive deficits due to overuse of the club drub MDMA aka ecstasy.

Jim used to be a cool guy on a path to success but now he is just an e-tard.

by skarz January 10, 2010

e-tard

Someone who cannot use any electrical product made after 1983 without becoming incredibly confused, and generally have a designated helper to assist in the checking, writing, and sending of emails and avoid any process more complicated than email.

Suzy is almost as big an e-tard as your mother!

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007