2 definitions by Biggest of Tones

e-tard

Someone who has a prolofic lack of knowledge where computers and general I.T is concerned.

"Someone asked Dave to double-click the icon on the screen and he picked up the mouse and tapped it twice on the monitor...Dave, he's such an e-tard"

or

"no mum, I can't tell what's wrong with your computer just by listening to the sound of it down the phone- stop being an e-tard!"

by Biggest of Tones July 11, 2008

Spunkwhaler

A massive slut who has had huge amounts of spunk thrown up her during a day or night from many different sources.

I hate (insert name here) she is a Spunkwhaler.

or

Jesus, I pulled a spunkwhaler last night.

by Biggest of Tones July 11, 2008