Sexy Dyslexia

When one sees a certain non-sexual word as a sexual one.

"Jerry: That was getting tiresome

Samantha: I read tiresome as threesome

Jerry: I think you have sexy dyslexia"

by paranoiddanger December 30, 2010

dyslexia

A condition whereby letters get mixed up making a person read badly.

Dyslexics hate Christmas, because that's when Satan comes!

by Shibby August 3, 2004

Finger Dyslexia

This phenomenon is when people switch around letters while typing, This is a common happening among many typers and doesn't involve letters not being in the correct word but the word being "scrambled" up. Often the first and last letter are correct.

An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.

In other form: Dyslexic fingers

Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa

sailorman3321: Hey brah sup?
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia

by What Pseudonym June 25, 2009

physical dyslexia

A complete un-co at either sports or dancing.

Kate: Do u wanna dance?
Timmy: Sorry i have physical dyslexia.

by Nikki89 August 20, 2006

Dyslexia

A word made so difficult to spell for people who have it...

"We shall call it Dyslexia" (pre-word existing)

"And how shall we spell it?"

"D, Oh and then we will throw in a Y as a bit of a curveball. Oh and then later on we will shove an X in there to really fuck 'em up"

by TheGr8Cornholio November 2, 2021

Dysexia

When you misread a normal word as a perverted one.

My dysexia must be flaring up because I misread uvula as vulva

by Tychopotts March 29, 2023

dyslexiasexual

You have a sexual attraction to dyslexic people,this means you find sexual interests in people that are dyslexic. A new way to expand you sexuality and feel proud of it!

Person 1: Dyslexic spelling mistakes and incorrect pronunciation are so cute! I wish i could marry a dyslexic person!
Person 2: So your dyslexiasexual?

by Lucienne! September 7, 2023