When a female has to defecate, the male inserts his penis while the female attempts to force her fecal matter around his penis.
After taco Tuesday my woman had a hell of a stubborn dutchman. -or- She pushed so hard during the stubborn dutchman that she rammed shit down my dick-hole.
by The pirates crew December 4, 2016
Get the stubborn dutchman mug.a dutchman is a frik from boksburg... or even brakpan... pretoria, springs... also referred to as 1 2 3's (1 litre brandy, 2 litre coke, 3 litre enjin), clutchplate, plaasjapie, boer, frik, rockspider, koos, afrikaaner, fanie, can be compared to rednecks, hicks, hillbillies... please add salt...
steve hofmeyr is a prime example. "check that dutchman in his lekker 3 litre cortina wiff spinner hubcaps and a kief freeflow."
by ou soutpiel September 26, 2008
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Logan: Dude Brad just offered me a Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider and i really had to think about it...
Ryan: Holy shit I woulda said yes...
Ryan: Holy shit I woulda said yes...
by dirttymike69 June 6, 2011
Get the Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider mug."WOW! that guys dick was like a Dutchman's foot!"
For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.
EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".
For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.
EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".
by dnb soldier June 3, 2010
Get the Dutchman's foot mug.The act of taking an ugly hooker in a small bathroom stall, getting a blow job and sealing the deal with doggy style over the toilet. The crusty (dirty) part come into play when your guilt ridden friend comes back into the bar and admits how dirty he feels.
Friend: Where's the Dutchman?
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!
by J1281 March 19, 2012
Get the Crusty Dutchman mug.Going down on someone with a mouth full of potato chips (preferably the Old Dutch brand from Canada).
When I give my girlfriend ye Old Dutchman I eat Rip-L chips for her pleasure, but if she's been naughty I munch down on Mexican Chili flavour!
by Saulstar September 9, 2020
Get the Old Dutchman mug.A South African term for someone who is a murderer of the english language, usually applied to the Afrikaans speaking population but can be stretched out even further to include many populations.
The Dutchman is usually a hardcore man thats tough as nails, has a terrible fashion sense and can take on 20 men at one time (in his opinion)
The Dutchman is usually a hardcore man thats tough as nails, has a terrible fashion sense and can take on 20 men at one time (in his opinion)
by Tom-e-pee July 15, 2007
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