danish doorknob

when a silly person runs up to a house and credit card swipes his/her ass on another person's doorknob and smears shit all over the knob.

jack: you want to go ding dong ditching tomorrow?

brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.

jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?

brian: sure

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

danish girls

Highly attractive sex machines

Hey, look at the flock of danish girls!

by pheeyuh October 7, 2006

Danisha

A wonderful,beutiful, kind,good in bed, big butt,friendly girl that will always be there for you at any time

Wow she is such a danisha.

by bs9996 November 28, 2017

Danish Blowjob

An intense blowjob that is a form of cock-worship. The giver of the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis of the recipient from tip to base (and all that's in-between and beneath) with exclusive attention from their mouth. It is performed with any combination of sucking, licking, kissing, or light biting. A true Danish Blowjob is performed without the use of hands by the administrator or the recipient.

For Valentine's day, my girlfriend handcuffed me to the bed so she could give me a mind blowing Danish Blowjob.

by DoodleBobbyJoe June 17, 2016

Danish

He's a very cute guy, being adored by girls at school. Can be mysterious yet awesome. Born on Valentine's Day, he is sooo perfect that girls sure gonna fall for him. He is an athletic person, brilliant and popular. Seldomly follow people that like him but very friendly towards hot girls. He also can be snobbish. His favourites are at sports and friends relationship. Used to wear spectacles but some Danish does not wear it. If he falls for you then you are very luvky to have him!

A : Wow, who is that guy? He is so charming!

B : Ouh, you dunno yet? That's Danish! The popular guy that sometimes sucks!

by #notabeauty January 18, 2018

Danish

Danish is an adjective for cute.

Mike: Yo bro, check out the new girl.
John: Holy fuck man, shes so Danish!!!!!!

by Tegbir Sidhu December 8, 2012

Danish grandma

A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.

"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."

by Beer Sailor December 5, 2009