Dunkel

Verb: The act of voluntarily shitting and cumming at the same time.

Noun: The mixture of shit and semen as a result of dunkeling.

Verb: "Lisa's such a slut. I hear she dunkels on the first date."

"That girl is so hot I'm afraid I might just dunkel in my pants!"

Noun: "I wouldn't mind cleaning up the VIP room if it wasn't covered in dunkel."

"There was so much dunkel it smelled like the bathroom in a freshman guys' dorm. "

by Dunkel King October 12, 2013

Dunkeled

During sex as soon as the male cums he dunks on the female while screaming you just got dunked on, this is better if his last name is Dunkel

Last night i dunkeled my girlfriend.
You just got dunkeled on.

by Anonomous Definers March 30, 2015

Dunkelbumser

Someone so ugly that they only have sex in the dark.
From the german words "Dunkel" (dark) and bumser (fucker)

-Andrew said he can only get laid if the chicks can't see him too well
-Yeah, he's such a Dunkelbumser lmao

by The Raize February 2, 2019

Dunkel

Taking a shit after drinking a lot. Liquid shit after a night of binge drinking.

"Dude I laid a massive Dunkel"

"He just had the worst Dunkel in his live after having the best night of his live."

by WirSindLeipzig August 21, 2021

Dunkel

When you dunk a girls head in a tub or bucket filled with water and apples. As she’s dunked under the water you fuck her in the ass. When you cum, she has to come up with an apple or the process is repeated.

That girl got dunkeled last night.

by AjShan May 22, 2018

Dunkel

Elaborate belts with oversized buckles. The buckle is ogre-sized and looks like a wrestling belt.

John Cena was jealous of her dunkel

by Wandering Uterus November 28, 2019

Dunsel

A person who is retarded and has the smallest penis

You'r such a Dunsel!

by AlbertsHere September 26, 2019