dauncey

(adj.) being, acting or looking horrendous; can describe people, places and things.

Barry Manilow is dauncey.

Parts of Vermont are really dauncey.

Stop acting so dauncey.

Not only is that FUPA grotesque, it's the definition of dauncey.

by Donald C. Pobes November 11, 2008

dunkey sling

used to hold a donkeys dick.

he used a dunkey sling so the donkeys lil bellhead wouldnt drag the ground

by dunkeydick September 22, 2006

Dungey

Canadian slang for when something is shitty.

"They're out of pop tarts in the caf. What a dungey day man."

"Why you gotta be so dungey, man?"

by madesame September 19, 2019

pole dance dunce

the clueless idea that a stripper actully likes you or is your "girlfriend"

He thinks paris is into him for real..what a pole dance dunce.

by dino-depot April 20, 2009

Dunce Cap

a small, cone-shaped turd, most commonly encountered stuck to the "head" of one's penis during withdrawal from an unclean anus.

"As I pulled my cock from her chocolate starfish in anticipation of shooting my load onto her bare butt-cheeks, I noticed a smelly DUNCE CAP adorning my head. Too late to stop, my load propelled the DUNCE CAP like a stinky poo rocket ship square into the back of her head, knocking her unconscious."

by Old Carndog December 16, 2013

dancey-dance

A particularly happy dance, best described as an improvised jazz-hand influenced skank-like dance.

'When I'm jovial, I do the dancey-dance!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005

dunce tard

double the retard/ anyone who is acting restarted X2

Dan is a dunce tard.

by cochang May 20, 2007