fuck droid

1. Regarded as the purest form of sexual partner. A fuck droid is only meant for one thing, and that is sex. No bullshitting, no stupid talking after sex or pillow talk, not even a lunch, dinner or a movie, no remorse; every single drop of energy is invested in sex. A fuck droid does not need to think, it is only meant for all forms of sexual activities.

2. An extreme form of fuck buddy in which no intellect is spent.

3. A man's dream not realizable yet with current technology.

1. She is my fuck droid, she is brainless.

2. She is more than my fuck buddy, she is my fuck droid.

3. Fuck droids have been featured in science fiction movies. The most acclaimed fuck droids have been:
- Pamela Gidley in Cherry 2000
- The Fembots in Austin Powers: International Man of Mistery
- Vanessa Kensington in Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged me
- The droid wifes in The Stepford Wives

by ontosomething February 7, 2008

Droid

A badass line of smartphones from Verizon Wireless that run on the Android operating system.

Guy- "Dude, what kind of phone is that? It's so badass."

Guy 2- "Dude, that's my new Droid RAZR."

by ethan123445676433 July 6, 2012

droidification

You let go of you old cell phone and get an Android OS based smart-phone.

After droidification from his BlackBerry, Sam was amazed by the cool features of the Android. "You know what dude, I should've switched a looong time ago", he said beaming.

by jackpeppa June 14, 2010

Droid Pleasure

1. Application on an Android, or Droid cell phone.
2. Vibrates continually.

1. Can we play with the Droid Pleasure tonight instead?
2. I really like the Droid Pleasure, it's so much better use.

by 6lo9ver December 25, 2010

Droid blocked

When you tell your iPhone friends that you're thinking of switching to the Droid only to have one of them run right out and do it first.

I told my bros I was going to change phones but before I could one of them nabbed the one I wanted. I was totally Droid Blocked.

by crawdaddywaits April 13, 2011

Droist

Being dry and moist at the same time

Him: hey don't be droist it's not that bad
Her: wtf does that mean

Him: it means your dry and moist
Her:lol ok let's be droist

by Beastplayer58 November 14, 2019

A Droidian Slip

When Android predictive text replaces word/s in such a way as to reveal the hidden meaning in a text message.

For some strange reason my predictive text confuses the word 'cycle' with the word 'fuck'
Should have been more careful when I asked Ruby-Tuesday if she would fancy a cycle... What A Droidian Slip!

by CapCoco May 9, 2011