draft dodger

Donald Trump because he’s a cunt

Our retarded so called president dodged the draft because his feet were too sensitive. He’s such a draft dodger.

by Jewman543 January 31, 2019

Draft Dogged

When you have intentions or driving somewhere, get high on your way and are to paranoid to even stop at the location so you keep driving.

I was hot boxing and decided to go to the mall, drove all the way there and draft dogged when I suspected people might smell what I had been doing so drove around town instead listening to styx.

by Mr. Zoog October 28, 2011

Draft Dodge

Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.

After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.

by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2020

Draft.js

Draft JS: Noun, this is a synonym for Poop, see Poop for additional information.

Oh man, I went to the bathroom this morning and left a huge Draft.js!

by fam-sky May 15, 2023

draft kings

they are so desperate for users

draft kings suck. use caesar’s rewards

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 18, 2024

Draft Princess

Peloton royalty who contributes nothing to watts or navigation, but often provides endless commentary from the draft

I would ride with my sister, but she's just a draft Princess

by Morcars April 30, 2025

saving a rough draft

When you are in the middle of urinating, and decide you might have to take a shit soon, so you don't flush the toilet right away. Saving a rough draft can be out of a sincere desire to conserve water, or just out of sheer laziness.

Dude, why didn't you flush?
Oh, sorry about that. I was saving a rough draft.

by this_is_not_the_target_market April 18, 2011