a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend claiming he needs to be single but actually just wants to sleep with her noncommittally.
You know that guy on the baseball team who just broke up with his girl? Yeah, well he totally still tries to rail her. What a douchelord!
by john do harden May 14, 2010
Get the douchelord mug.A landlord who repeatedly violates the 24-hour notification rule by showing up at your rental unannounced.
"Shit, the landlord is here!" you say.
"Did that pud call first?" I say.
"No." you say.
"Oh, that's the douchelord." I say. "Don't let him in."
"Did that pud call first?" I say.
"No." you say.
"Oh, that's the douchelord." I say. "Don't let him in."
by Chic Swank November 2, 2010
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A fat tub of lard that jiggles and/or ripples when you punch it. Commonly comes from white trash or ghetto areas of a town or out in the country. Typically goes to chirstian schools.
by Meow~Rawr April 14, 2010
Get the douchewobbler mug.One who demostrates the levels of being a douche to such a high degree that they could be a God of other douches. Their douchebaggery is off the charts.
President Obama was the biggest douchelord of all time.
Mayor Adler was the biggest douchelord in Austin, TX. Many douches admired and cherished him from California.
Mayor Adler was the biggest douchelord in Austin, TX. Many douches admired and cherished him from California.
by Braulz July 20, 2017
Get the Douchelord mug.When you put the fake subject of your photo in the foreground (like a scratch on your finger or a Starbucks cup), and casually leave the real subject in the background (like an Hermes tote, your pumped bicep, or the BMW logo on your new steering wheel)
Person A: "Who's the douche with the Jaguar keys next to the tanning lotion captioned 'Can't Wait for Summer'?"
Person B: That's the most blatant douchebomb I've ever seen.
Person B: That's the most blatant douchebomb I've ever seen.
by IcarusKC May 27, 2014
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Get the douche worm mug.Person 1: You just locked me out of the house!
Person 2: Haha, I know!
Person 1: I'm gonna have to kick you in the penis because you're a doucheformer.
Person 2: Haha, I know!
Person 1: I'm gonna have to kick you in the penis because you're a doucheformer.
by CupcakessC: January 21, 2010
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